{"id":92,"date":"2013-01-11T19:41:15","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T19:41:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/52themes.com\/demo\/01\/?p=92"},"modified":"2013-01-11T19:41:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T19:41:15","slug":"dodge-challenger-review-strong-v8-engine-quiet-ride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/2013\/01\/11\/dodge-challenger-review-strong-v8-engine-quiet-ride\/","title":{"rendered":"Dodge Bender Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um-m. So he must. I do deem it now a most meaning thing, that that old Greek, Prometheus, who made men, they say, should have been a blacksmith, and animated them with fire; for what&#8217;s made in fire must properly belong to fire; and so hell&#8217;s probable. How the soot flies! This must be the remainder the Greek made the Africans of. Carpenter, when he&#8217;s through with that buckle, tell him to forge a pair of steel shoulder-blades; there&#8217;s a pedlar aboard with a crushing pack.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Hold; while Prometheus is about it, I&#8217;ll order a complete man after a desirable pattern. Imprimis, fifty feet high in his socks; then, chest modelled after the Thames Tunnel; then, legs with roots to &#8217;em, to stay in one place; then, arms three feet through the wrist; no heart at all, brass forehead, and about a quarter of an acre of fine brains; and let me see\u2014shall I order eyes to see outwards? No, but put a sky-light on top of his head to illuminate inwards. There, take the order, and away. Now, what&#8217;s he speaking about, and who&#8217;s he speaking to, I should like to know? Shall I keep standing here? (ASIDE). Tis but indifferent architecture to make a blind dome; here&#8217;s one. No, no, no; I must have a lantern.<\/p>\n<p>Ho, ho! That&#8217;s it, hey? Here are two, sir; one will serve my turn. What art thou thrusting that thief-catcher into my face for, man? Thrusted light is worse than presented pistols. I thought, sir, that you spoke to carpenter. Carpenter? why that&#8217;s\u2014but no;\u2014a very tidy, and, I may say, an extremely gentlemanlike sort of business thou art in here, carpenter;\u2014or would&#8217;st thou rather work in clay? Sir?\u2014Clay? clay, sir? That&#8217;s mud; we leave clay to ditchers, sir.<\/p>\n<p>Hold; while Prometheus is about it, I&#8217;ll order a complete man after a desirable pattern. Imprimis, fifty feet high in his socks; then, chest modelled after the Thames Tunnel; then, legs with roots to &#8217;em, to stay in one place; then, arms three feet through the wrist; no heart at all, brass forehead, and about a quarter of an acre of fine brains; and let me see\u2014shall I order eyes to see outwards? No, but put a sky-light on top of his head to illuminate inwards. There, take the order, and away. Now, what&#8217;s he speaking about, and who&#8217;s he speaking to, I should like to know? Shall I keep standing here? (ASIDE). Tis but indifferent architecture to make a blind dome; here&#8217;s one. No, no, no; I must have a lantern.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um-m. So he must. I do deem it now a most meaning thing, that that old Greek, Prometheus, who made men, they say, should have been a blacksmith, and animated them with fire; for what&#8217;s made in fire must properly belong to fire; and so hell&#8217;s probable. How the soot flies! This must be the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5155,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[24,70],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-tech","tag-cars","tag-tests"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.themnific.com\/burbank\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}